Author’s Notes: Thank you to whoever’s fucking reading this, you’re awesome. I fucked mercilessly with the time frame and their ages. Sorry about that. Basically, this is based off of the music video for “I’m Not Okay” and it also includes (but is not limited to) gratuitous mentions of a drunken fascination with a lamp, one evil lacrosse team, two breakdowns in a bathroom, grandmothers with green hair, a couple bruises, and an epic cheese puff war. Enjoy!
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